What is the universal language of tumblr? →
It’s not English but SARCASM.
thelifeandtimesofatheatregeek:
THIS.
condescending wonka will always be relevant
Always
Once upon a time, I bought condoms with Castiel because we had no other choice. Meanwhile Tessa and Bobby were preparing our wedding. The End.
Once upon a time, I bought condoms with Lucifer in India-Russia, meanwhile Azazel and Castiel were painting the Impala pink. The End.
Once upon a time I started the apocalypse with bobby because I was high and thought it was a good idea, meanwhile Sam and Anna were counting Dean’s freckles. The End.
Once upon a time I got arrested with the Yellow Eyed Demon and enjoyed every second, meanwhile Anna and Lucifer were painting each other’s toe nails. The End.
Once upon a time I had a sex in a ring of salt with Ruby the blonde and then I became God. Meanwhile Bobby and Raphael were slowdancing in a gay bar. The end.
DON’T WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE ME BOUNCE DAT ASS
i’m deleting this in 5 minutes so reblog while you can
